Plog Number 125
Lets talk Lume
Hello Ploggers, how are you. I strive to make my plog appealable to all, men and women alike. With that being said, I realize that this one may be more relatable to women, but men may resonate in a different way. Women spend a lot of time cleaning and 🛀 grooming ourselves. For whatever reason, God has made us to be naturally a little👃 smelly. If things aren’t kept up we can get a lot smelly down there and other places. All puns intended Ha Ha.
There is a female Gynecologist who has developed a line of products for us smelly women. She claims that her products work on all our smelly parts including, 👣 feet, armpits and cooters. Yes I call it a cooter or else a cuckoo when lightening the talk. For some reason I find it annoying that she talks about it all the time. I see her ads online, on 📺 TV and I hear them on the 📻 radio. She has even popped up when I am playing the Bubble game or Pull the Pin on my ☎️ phone. Once I pass a certain level I have to sit through a commercial before I can play again. Usually, the commercial is the Lume lady. She must be making a mint 💸 .
She says that her product can be used anywhere that you stink. She explains that you can use it on your stinky feet, stinky arm pits, stinky under-boobs, and stinky crotch. Besides her announcing to the world how stinky we are, I resent her claim that we can use the same product on our entire bodies. I use Secret Deodorant under my armpits. I do not use Secret anywhere else on my body. The only other product I remember using on other body parts was talcum powder back when I was in my 20’s. That practice was later found to be uterine🏥 cancer causing. I still see commercials from lawyers advertising to help women sue for damages if they can prove that they used talcum powder and now have uterine cancer. I have always thought that would be difficult to do. How would you even do it, comb through your receipts from the 1980’s where you purchased talcum powder and state that you used it in your panties?!? Oh boy!
Women are built to be smelly. That is part of our charm…right? I personally won’t be using the Lume products. I have no idea how well they work and I do not say that they are dangerous. But I remember how fresh “Shower to Shower” and FDS products were supposed to make us feel back in the day. These days, most OB/GYN providers recommend daily showers with a gentle soap. No fancy douche products, powders or anything of the sort are recommended. I thought we had already learned that we should appreciate the anatomy that God gave us. I say, be proud of your smelly body, 🚿bshower daily and RECLAIM!
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